LOVE LETTER OF AN ECONOMIST (ENGLISH VERSION)

My Economics like dear,

I believe in the fact that you love me as Robbins Uncle believed in his theory of wants and needs. Your love is an assumptotic function which can never be zero and one day the curve of your love will rapidly grow and will make hockey shape curve like marginal cost curve because the supply curve of my love is horizontal at the time showing infinity, means its slope and rate of change is zero. You can trust me as gold standard money is trustable.

 Maybe, now, the graph of circumstances is showing my love as short run function, but I assure you that I shall provide appropriate circumstances to change it into long run function and shall produce the love according to your demand. I promise you that I will invest my love and it does not matter to me that how low your return rate is (see I can leave rational behavior for you) and if you would give me appropriate return for my investment of love, I will again invest that return because my MPI (marginal propienciety to invest) is equal to one at the moment and this is how we can, in the consequence of multiplier effect, produce love to infinity and we together can increase the love level in the economy to get equilibrium point of love in the economy and in the world. As you know that I am a big fan of Lord Keynes, so I want to apply it on macro level instead of micro and in this lies the existence of our economy and world.

 I have a dream that we both create perfect competition for lovers where the combination of lovers would be on the point where demand and supply curves o both would intersect. There would be monopoly of lovers in the market and barriers on the entry of rivals and they would have to bear the loss more than average fixed cost on entrance and they would have to exit.

 More than that I assure you that I will keep you happy because I am a rational person and keep in mind both cardinal and ordinal theories of utility maximization. I would, for you, increase my MPC (marginal propienciety to onsume) to one. I know that the rate of your love is of progressing nature, which increases with the increase in income, so, I have decided to increase my income through black marketing, smuggling, corruption, profiteering, and tax embezzlement and fraud to satisfy your demands.

 And before that my taste and habits change or I and other lovers make cartel and decrease supply of love because of high demand (in consequence of which it is predicted that the price of love will increase to double from one to two hearts and yet Islam allows for four) and government may impose tax on the activities of love, due to increasing trade deficit, you will have to think about my proposal.

 This is a hypothesis of mine which can be converted into the theory if you marry and we may create a model. Now, you must accept my proposal because you are a big fan of models.

                                                                                                                        Only yours,

                                                                                                                        Allocator of love in a better way

Facts about Love

When I think about love, many questions come swarming in my mind and I found it very much difficult to answer them. I want to share them:

1. How can you ignore love and care, which your family is giving an idiot like you without any reason, from 15 to 25 years and you prefer your 1 to 3 year old baby love? does it make sense to you?

2. It is said that true love gives happiness. Are you happy due to your love or your love is nothing but a mistake?

3. How can you fall in love with a person, who has all human necessities and activities with him? Why donot you think that your love has intestines in his belly, blood and flesh in his body, or that his nose also flows atleast in flu? I can say more but I would not. you might be understood by now or simply think.

4. Can you find me a single person who after taking step in professional life or after starting a job fell in love?                       

    According to Faiz Ahmad Faiz Sahib:

          Dunya ne teri yad se baigana kar  diya (World has made me forgot missing you)  

          Tujh sa b dilfrareeb hain gam rozgar k (Earning problems are more beautiful than you are)

5. Why all of your family should suffer for a mistake of yours, namely, love?

6. In the environment we are living; media, no doubt is playing an important role, yet, it is spreading misconceptions about love. Can you think not to touch or kiss your love? i know it is possible, but you will definately want to touch your love. It is blessing of media.

    Love is:

          Mohabbat mun ka kurb ha, tan ka kurb mat mango (Love is the closing up of hearts, not bodies)

          Jisay  chho  liya  jaye  ussay  poja  nahi  kartay (A person you have touched would not be worshipful)

 

It does not mean that i donot belive in love. But realit is reality. I respect true lovers, but i have failed to find a true lover in this modren age. This age gave us so much but snatch love away from us.

                                                                                           Sarfraz